Overheard at the Quickie Mart

Man #1: Hey bwa!! What's up? What you bout to get into??

Man #2: Ay, man. I'm bout to roll up to the crib. 
               You know I'm on house arrest.

Me at the Freezer Grabbing Ice Cream Sandwiches:

No. I didn't know that. 
Hmm.
Oh.

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